Fat Insults

Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.

Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.

You're so fat, you sweat gravy.

You're so fat, you stock up for hibernation.

You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.

You're so fat, you literally poop logs.

Guy 1: Why are you so fat? Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.

Yo momma's so fat, the NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.

Damn - you need a bell hanging from your neck!

You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.

You're so fat, when you step on a weighing scale, it says fail.

You're so fat that you sweat mayonnaise!

Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.

Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.

Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.

Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.

Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.

You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE.