Fat Insults

Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links

Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.

You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!

Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!

You're so fat, you could sell shade!

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.

Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.

Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!

Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.

Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.

You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!