Dumbass Insults

Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.

You're the kind of person that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

You are an oxygen thief.

Yo momma so stupid I put two quarters in her belly button and a snickers bar came out.

You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

If you think you're a wit, you're half right.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

Did you eat a brain tumor this morning, cause you are just retarded.