Dumbass Insults

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative

Shock me, say something intelligent.

Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?