Dumb Insults

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

I'd try being nicer if you try being smarter.

Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.

Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.

You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.

The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.

Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.

I want to call you stupid, but that isn't enough.

Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"

You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.

Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.

You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.

Look! You learned to talk!