Dumb Insults

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.

The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.

I want to call you stupid, but that isn't enough.

I'd try being nicer if you try being smarter.

Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.

You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.

Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.

Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"

Look! You learned to talk!

Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.

You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.

Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.

Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.