Dumb Insults

There are 16 dumb insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
    31
  • You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
    100
  • The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.
    67
  • I want to call you stupid, but that isn't enough.
    56
  • I'd try being nicer if you try being smarter.
    174
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.
    92
  • You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.
    -36
  • Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.
    52
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"
    37
  • Look! You learned to talk!
    -283
  • Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.
    131
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.
    17
  • You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.
    21
  • Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.
    -26
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
    86
  • Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
    31