Random Dumb Insults

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.

Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"

Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.

The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.

Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.

Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.

You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.

You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Look! You learned to talk!

Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

I want to call you stupid, but that isn't enough.

I'd try being nicer if you try being smarter.

You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.

Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.