Dad Insults

There are 14 dad insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Person: What are you looking at?
    Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.
    757
  • 2
    Bully: You're stupid!
    Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.
    570
  • 3
    Insult: You're stupid.
    Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.
    365
  • 4
    I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
    232
  • 5
    I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
    129
  • 6
    You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
    103
  • 7
    How were you born? Your dad has no balls!
    95
  • 8
    Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
    65
  • 9
    Are your parents siblings?
    43
  • 10
    Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
    39
  • 11
    You're just mad that your dads pussy is pinker than yours.
    11
  • 12
    Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.
    -14
  • 13
    Yo momma's vagina is so hairy your dad is tired of having two moustaches.
    -24
  • 14
    You're just mad because your Dad has a bigger pussy than you. And it's pinker.
    -253