Dad Insults

Person: What are you looking at? Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.

Bully: You're stupid! Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.

Insult: You're stupid. Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.

I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.

I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.

You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!

How were you born? Your dad has no balls!

Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!

Are your parents siblings?

Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.

You're just mad that your dads pussy is pinker than yours.

Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.

Yo momma's vagina is so hairy your dad is tired of having two moustaches.

You're just mad because your Dad has a bigger pussy than you. And it's pinker.