Dad Insults

There are 14 dad insults and comebacks.

  • Person: What are you looking at?
    Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.
    706
  • Bully: You're stupid!
    Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.
    535
  • Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
    35
  • I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
    212
  • You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
    96
  • You're just mad because your Dad has a bigger pussy than you. And it's pinker.
    -223
  • I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
    104
  • Insult: You're stupid.
    Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.
    342
  • Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
    64
  • You're just mad that your dads pussy is pinker than yours.
    14
  • Yo momma's vagina is so hairy your dad is tired of having two moustaches.
    -18
  • Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.
    -14