Dad Insults

Person: What are you looking at? Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.

Bully: You're stupid! Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.

Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.

I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.

You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!

You're just mad because your Dad has a bigger pussy than you. And it's pinker.

I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.

Insult: You're stupid. Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.

Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!

You're just mad that your dads pussy is pinker than yours.

Yo momma's vagina is so hairy your dad is tired of having two moustaches.

Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.

How were you born? Your dad has no balls!

Are your parents siblings?