Random Dad Insults

You're just mad because your Dad has a bigger pussy than you. And it's pinker.

Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!

Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.

You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!

How were you born? Your dad has no balls!

Bully: You're stupid! Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.

Are your parents siblings?

I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.

I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.

You're just mad that your dads pussy is pinker than yours.

Insult: You're stupid. Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.

Person: What are you looking at? Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.

Yo momma's vagina is so hairy your dad is tired of having two moustaches.

Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.