Comeback Insults

I'm not kissing you even if your mouth is cleaner then the humans

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

I got 99 problems, but bitch you ain't one.

You want me to call Hugh Hefner? Cause he loves pussies like you.

Is that styling gel in your hair or KY?

Sorry , I don't speak dog!

My testicles just dropped.....WITH A VENGENCE!!!

Go suck yourself off, no-one else will.

Did you leave the stove on? Cause you just got burned!

You get 10 times more chicks than me? 10 times 0 is 0.

Look! You learned to talk!

If you have ever been to a zoo, you obviously have not seen the animal you are...

Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like the Eiffel Tower!

Cool story bro, now make me a sandwich.

If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!

The problem with you is that you lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!

You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."