Cheeky Insults

You're so bald, I can see my reflection.

Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.

My testicles just dropped.....WITH A VENGENCE!!!

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

Cool story bro, now make me a sandwich.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate you, God does too.