- 1If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.653
- 2Cool story bro, now when's the part when I give a fuck?208
- 3No one asked me how my day was.
Person says: How was your day?
You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard144
- 4Woah, who pissed in your fruitloops this morning?39
- 5If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.34
- 6Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.25
- 7Cool story bro, now make me a sandwich.-438