Casual Insults

There are 7 casual insults and comebacks.

  • If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
    31
  • Cool story bro, now when's the part when I give a fuck?
    199
  • Woah, who pissed in your fruitloops this morning?
    42
  • Cool story bro, now make me a sandwich.
    -422
  • If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
    507
  • Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.
    25
  • No one asked me how my day was.
    Person says: How was your day?
    You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard
    137