Breast Insults

Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?

I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!

Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?

If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?

I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.

Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.

Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.

You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.