Random Breast Insults

Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?

If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!

Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.

Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.

I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues

I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.

Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra

You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?