Breast Insults

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?

Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.

I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues

If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!

You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.

I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.

Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?

Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.

Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra