Breast Insults

There are 10 breast insults and comebacks.

  • Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
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  • Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
    155
  • I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
    553
  • If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
    326
  • If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
    433
  • You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
    43
  • I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
    233
  • Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
    390
  • Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
    96
  • Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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