Asshole Insults

There are 83 asshole insults and comebacks.

  • Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.
    Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am.
    Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.
    524
  • Insult: You're a pussy.
    Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
    1K
  • I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
    4K
  • You're like a showbag; full of shit.
    38
  • The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!
    -556
  • You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
    624
  • If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.
    89
  • Is your ass jelous of how much shit comes out of your mouth?
    316
  • I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
    1.1K
  • THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
    779
  • If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
    287
  • You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.
    316
  • Insult: Kiss my ass.
    Girl: Which one? Because either way I'd get a mouthful of shit!
    94
  • When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.
    29
  • Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
    85
  • If bullshit could bounce, you'd be in fucking orbit.
    157
  • People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
    295
  • I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.
    126
  • I'd slap you but shit splatters.
    177
  • Two things:
    1. Where have you been all my life?
    2. Can you please go back there?
    288