Asshole Insults
There are 83 asshole insults and comebacks.
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Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.
Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am.
Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.524 -
Insult: You're a pussy.
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.1K -
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.4K
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You're like a showbag; full of shit.38
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The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!-556
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You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.624
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If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.89
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Is your ass jelous of how much shit comes out of your mouth?316
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I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!1.1K
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THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.779
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If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.287
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You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.316
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Insult: Kiss my ass.
Girl: Which one? Because either way I'd get a mouthful of shit!94 -
When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.29
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Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?85
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If bullshit could bounce, you'd be in fucking orbit.157
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People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.295
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I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.126
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I'd slap you but shit splatters.177
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Two things:
1. Where have you been all my life?
2. Can you please go back there?288