Random Asshole Insults

THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.

If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.

You're the dick you'll never have.

When God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.

You're outspoken, but not by anyone I know.

Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!

Did someone order a cunt? Because one's just showed up.

Insult: Kiss my ass. Girl: Which one? Because either way I'd get a mouthful of shit!

I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.

Stop trying to be a smartass. You're just an ass.

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.

I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.

If being an asshole were against the law, you'd get the chair and I'd throw the switch.

This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.

I'm being treated like shit, so I must be dealing with an asshole

Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.

Get off, you malignant growth!

If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.

Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.

Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news, they found your head!