Asshole Insults

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

You're the reason God created the middle finger.

Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out your mouth.

I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!

Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

Insult: You're a pussy. Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.

Insult: You're jealous! Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.

If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!

THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.

I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.

What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?

If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.

No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.

You talk so much shit, I'm starting to smell it on your breath.

Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down. Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am. Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.