Asshole Insults

There are 83 asshole insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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  • 2
    You're the reason God created the middle finger.
    1.4K
  • 3
    Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out your mouth.
    1.1K
  • 4
    I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
    1.1K
  • 5
    Insult: You're a pussy.
    Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
    1K
  • 6
    Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
    962
  • 7
    Insult: You're jealous!
    Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.
    909
  • 8
    By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.
    901
  • 9
    If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
    897
  • 10
    THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
    768
  • 11
    I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
    723
  • 12
    What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
    722
  • 13
    If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
    688
  • 14
    You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
    621
  • 15
    I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
    580
  • 16
    No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
    557
  • 17
    There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
    553
  • 18
    You talk so much shit, I'm starting to smell it on your breath.
    525
  • 19
    Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.
    Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am.
    Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.
    521
  • 20
    Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
    460