Ass Insults

There are 16 ass insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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  • 2
    Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
    751
  • 3
    I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.
    647
  • 4
    Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
    435
  • 5
    If you've got a problem take it up with my ass, because that's the only one that gives a crap!
    326
  • 6
    You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
    321
  • 7
    You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
    313
  • 8
    If you have a problem then tell my ass cause it's the only one who gives a shit.
    210
  • 9
    Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.
    161
  • 10
    If I wanted an ass's opinion I would have asked my donkey.
    133
  • 11
    Your face and my ass could be twins!
    102
  • 12
    Insult: You ruined it.
    Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.
    91
  • 13
    If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.
    67
  • 14
    Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.
    61
  • 15
    You're so uptight, if I stuck a piece of coal up your ass, within a week it would be a diamond.
    46
  • 16
    You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.
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