Ass Insults
There are 16 ass insults and comebacks.
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You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.337
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Your face and my ass could be twins!110
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You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.370
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You're so uptight, if I stuck a piece of coal up your ass, within a week it would be a diamond.50
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Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.63
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Insult: You ruined it.
Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.95 -
Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.165
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If you have a problem then tell my ass cause it's the only one who gives a shit.212
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If I wanted an ass's opinion I would have asked my donkey.138
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If you've got a problem take it up with my ass, because that's the only one that gives a crap!327
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You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.-44
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If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.69
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I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.648
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Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.436
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Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!753
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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.4K