Ass Insults

There are 16 ass insults and comebacks.

  • You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
    307
  • Your face and my ass could be twins!
    91
  • You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
    217
  • You're so uptight, if I stuck a piece of coal up your ass, within a week it would be a diamond.
    47
  • Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.
    60
  • Insult: You ruined it.
    Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.
    87
  • Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.
    155
  • If you have a problem then tell my ass cause it's the only one who gives a shit.
    205
  • If I wanted an ass's opinion I would have asked my donkey.
    135
  • If you've got a problem take it up with my ass, because that's the only one that gives a crap!
    323
  • You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.
    -45
  • If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.
    64
  • I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.
    632
  • Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
    432
  • Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
    734
  • I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
    3.9K