Age Insults

You're so old you're birthday cake looks like a forest fire.

Your so old your farts turn to dust.

You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.

You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.

You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.

One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.

You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.

You're so old, you waited tables at the last supper.

You're so old, you've seen honey expire!

Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.

Yo momma's so old, she was the stripper at Jesus's bachelor party.

Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

You're so old, I bet you're constipated!