Random Age Insults

Your so old your farts turn to dust.

One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.

You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.

You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.

Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!

Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.

You're so old, you've seen honey expire!

You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.

You're so old, you waited tables at the last supper.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

Yo momma's so old, she was the stripper at Jesus's bachelor party.

You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.

You're so old you're birthday cake looks like a forest fire.

You're so old, I bet you're constipated!