Age Insults

One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.

Yo momma's so old, she was the stripper at Jesus's bachelor party.

You're so old, you waited tables at the last supper.

You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.

You're so old, you've seen honey expire!

You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.

You're so old you're birthday cake looks like a forest fire.

You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.

Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!

You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.

Your so old your farts turn to dust.

You're so old, I bet you're constipated!