Age Insults
There are 14 age insults and comebacks.
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One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.21
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Yo momma's so old, she was the stripper at Jesus's bachelor party.-42
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You're so old, you waited tables at the last supper.-9
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You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.43
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You're so old, you've seen honey expire!-10
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You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.39
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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.-64
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Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.-34
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You're so old you're birthday cake looks like a forest fire.97
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You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.74
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Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!-70
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You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.64
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Your so old your farts turn to dust.110
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You're so old, I bet you're constipated!-197