You're So Ugly Insults

There are 5 you're so ugly insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
    419
  • 2
    You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
    177
  • 3
    You're so ugly, the only dates that you get are on a calendar.
    50
  • 4
    You're so ugly that you could be yourself for Halloween.
    26
  • 5
    You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.
    -10