You're So Ugly Insults

There are 5 you're so ugly insults and comebacks.

  • You're so ugly, the only dates that you get are on a calendar.
  • You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.
  • You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
  • You're so ugly that you could be yourself for Halloween.
  • You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"