Yo Momma's So Ugly Insults

Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!

Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure

Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.

Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.

Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.

Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.

Yo mama's sooooo ugly that she even made a blind baby cry!