Random Yo Momma's So Ugly Insults

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure

Yo mama's sooooo ugly that she even made a blind baby cry!

Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.

Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.

Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.

Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!

Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.