Random Yo Momma's So Poor Insults

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.

Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.

Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.

Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.

Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"

Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.

Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.