Yo Momma's So Poor Insults

There are 11 yo momma's so poor insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
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  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"
    8
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
    -17
  • Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.
    -4
  • Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.
    6
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
    -18
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"
    36
  • Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.
    6
  • Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.
    4
  • Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.
    46
  • Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
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