Yo Momma's So Old Insults

Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired

Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.

Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!