Yo Momma's So Old Insults

Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.

Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired