Yo Momma Insults

You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.

Yo mommas so fat she thinks the carwash is her shower

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"

Yo momma's so stupid she put 25 cents in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.

Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."

Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.

Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!

Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quater in a parking meter and said "wheres my gum ball?"

Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.

Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.

Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.

Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a digital scale it said my phone number.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets into a car accident, the airbag explodes.

Yo Momma's so fat when she walks in front of the TV you miss the 7-hour special.

Yo momma is so tiny she plays basketball with a cocoa puff.

Yo momma's vagina is so hairy your dad is tired of having two moustaches.

Yo momma's just like a bookbag, she gets something stuck in her everyday.