Yo Momma Insults

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!

Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.

Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!

Yo momma's so stupid, she put paper on the tv and said it was paper view.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a car in turns into a low-rider!

Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.

Yo momma's so nasty, she took a bath and lost 40 pounds!

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.

Yo mamma is like fried chicken; dark and crispy.

Yo momma smells so horrible, North Korea want her as a chemical weapon.

Yo momma's like a DVD. I can play her over and over and over!

Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.

Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.

Yo momma's so fat, she can't find a clothing STORE that's her size.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.

Yo momma so black that when she went to night school they marked her absent.

Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.

Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon. She already uses your Dad's dick.

Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.