- I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.62
- I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.723
- I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.107
- I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.401
- Insult: Fail!
Comeback: Just like your social life313
- Insult: You ruined it.
Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.92
- Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.74
- I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the Earth revolves around the Sun and not you.580