- I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.87
- I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the Earth revolves around the Sun and not you.570
- I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.703
- I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.394
- Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.69
- Insult: You ruined it.
Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.90
- Insult: Fail!
Comeback: Just like your social life307
- I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.62