Witty Insults

There are 8 witty insults and comebacks.

  • Idiot Insults
    I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
    68
  • Good Comebacks
    I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the Earth revolves around the Sun and not you.
    542
  • Good Comebacks
    I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
    663
  • Good Comebacks
    I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
    386
  • Mean Insults
    Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
    60
  • Good Comebacks
    Insult: You ruined it.
    Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.
    87
  • Good Comebacks
    Insult: Fail!
    Comeback: Just like your social life
    299
  • Good Comebacks
    I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
    60