- I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.79
- I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the Earth revolves around the Sun and not you.552
- I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.680
- I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.387
- Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.62
- Insult: You ruined it.
Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.87
- Insult: Fail!
Comeback: Just like your social life301
- I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.63