Witty Insults

There are 8 witty insults and comebacks.

  • I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
    76
  • I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the Earth revolves around the Sun and not you.
    548
  • I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
    674
  • I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
    386
  • Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
    61
  • Insult: You ruined it.
    Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.
    87
  • Insult: Fail!
    Comeback: Just like your social life
    299
  • I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
    61