- I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.76
- I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the Earth revolves around the Sun and not you.548
- I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.674
- I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.386
- Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.61
- Insult: You ruined it.
Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.87
- Insult: Fail!
Comeback: Just like your social life299
- I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.61