Vagina Insults

The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.

You're not popular, your vagina is.

Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.

Yo momma's vagina is so hairy your dad is tired of having two moustaches.

Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".