Random Vagina Insults

Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.

Yo momma's vagina is so hairy your dad is tired of having two moustaches.

The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.

You're not popular, your vagina is.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.

Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".