Ugly Insults

It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure

Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.

You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck?

Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.

You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!

Insult: You're ugly! Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.

There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!

If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.

Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.

You're so ugly that you could be yourself for Halloween.

I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.

How much was that chewbacca costume that your wearing?

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents libel.

Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.

Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.

I've seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard.

Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.