Ugly Insults

300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!

You're so ugly, when your mother threw you out the window, she was considered littering.

You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!

Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!

Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.

Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!

You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!

Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.

Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result.

I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!

I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.

I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.

You're so ugly, the only dates that you get are on a calendar.

You're so ugly, the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator.

You remind me of my chinese friend; Ugg-lee.

Is that your face or is today Halloween?

Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?!

You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.