Ugly Insults

You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.

Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!

Your face and my ass could be twins!

You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

You've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.

I would insult you back, but mother nature already has for me.

Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.

Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.

Do you accidentally wipe your face after taking a shit?

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"

Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?

If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.

I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.

You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.

You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.

I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.