Ugly Insults

Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?

Person: What are you looking at? You: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, IT TALKS!!!

Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.

Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.

You're so ugly when you went to the haunted house they offered you a job.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!

You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.

I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.

Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

Does your face hurt? It's killing me!

Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.

You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.

Your face could turn Medusa to stone.

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

What's that shit on your neck? Oh, it's your face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.

Can I have your picture? I want to scare my sister.

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.

And what are YOU? The poster boy for birth control?