Two Faced Insults

If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.

You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.

You remind me of a penny; you're two-faced, worthless and CRUSTY AS HELL!

I don't know which face to talk to, since you have two.

Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.

There are 2 things I don't that like about you; your face! So shut BOTH of them!