Random Two Faced Insults

If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.

I don't know which face to talk to, since you have two.

Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.

There are 2 things I don't that like about you; your face! So shut BOTH of them!

You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.

You remind me of a penny; you're two-faced, worthless and CRUSTY AS HELL!