Toilet Insults

Insult: You're a piece of shit. Comeback: And you're the paper that wipes it.

If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.

When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.