Toilet Insults

There are 5 toilet insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Insult: You're a piece of shit.
    Comeback: And you're the paper that wipes it.
    372
  • 2
    If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
    262
  • 3
    When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
    198
  • 4
    Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.
    102
  • 5
    Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
    86