- If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.251
- Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.85
- Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.79
- When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.187
- Insult: You're a piece of shit.
Comeback: And you're the paper that wipes it.366