Toilet Insults

There are 5 toilet insults and comebacks.

  • Insult: You're a piece of shit.
    Comeback: And you're the paper that wipes it.
    372
  • When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
    198
  • If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
    262
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.
    102
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
    86