Strange Insults

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

Yo mammas like a bagel, soft, round and has a hole in the middle.

He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.

You're such an anal orifice.

He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.