Strange Insults

There are 9 strange insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
  • 2
    Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
  • 3
    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
  • 4
    If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
  • 5
    Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.
  • 6
    Yo mammas like a bagel, soft, round and has a hole in the middle.
  • 7
    You're such an anal orifice.
  • 8
    He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
  • 9
    He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.