Strange Insults

There are 9 strange insults and comebacks.

  • If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
  • You're such an anal orifice.
  • Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.
  • Yo mammas like a bagel, soft, round and has a hole in the middle.
  • He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
  • He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
  • You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
  • Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
  • Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.