300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!
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Random Sperm Insults
There are 4 sperm insults and comebacks.
I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.
200I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!
80You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.
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