Sperm Insults

There are 4 sperm insults and comebacks.

  • I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.
    167
  • You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.
    85
  • 300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!
    88
  • I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!
    70